misterbrief: (Oh really now?)
Prince "Kayne Mecha-Yeezus Arnold West" Vegeta ([personal profile] misterbrief) wrote in [personal profile] these_balls 2013-06-13 02:24 am (UTC)

4/4

Samples
First Person Sample:

This is ridiculous.

[The Pokégear is set in front of Vegeta with the content of the backpack spewed across the ground in front of him. Arms are folded across his chest and he isn't looking too happy.]

First I find myself in a strange house with a woman I've never seen before, throws me this infernal backpack, claims to be my mother, and sends me on my way? What kind of circus is this!? I've not even been given enough supplies to last me the rest of the day! And to top it all off, someone explain to me why there is an insect following me everywhere I go. It's shocked me more than once and I swear before the end of the day I'll be having bug soup. It better hope its lucky streak doesn't end because if I catch it it's lights out for that little lightning bug.

And will someone please shut the music off?! It's driving me insane!

Third Person Sample:

Well, isn't this just perfect. Can't fly, can't blast anything, can't do anything at all. Stuck in this little town with no where to go but down that route right outside of town. After ransacking the backpack he'd been given and angrily expressing himself over the Pokégear, he shoulders his pack with the express purpose of finding how the hell he was going to get himself home, though that sinking feeling in his stomach told him that he probably wasn't going to be going anywhere that was remotely close to West City. Never mind that his stomach was also rumbling because he still hadn't eaten yet, which he is trying to gracefully ignore. Ugh, food, who was going to do the cooking now, Bulma was back at home so that means he'd have to learn how to cook on his own. The last time he tried that it didn't go over so well, but it looks like it was finally time to learn and deal with the consequences.

Plus there was that bug. He'd been trying to ditch it all day to no avail.

He toys with the Pokégear, flipping through the options on it. Pokédex, what in the galaxy was that. He's holding it right in front of him when it decides to suddenly come to life on its own, a robotic voice startling him as it announces its message. "Joltik, the Attaching Pokémon. Joltik cling to larger Pokémon, and absorb static electricity, storing the energy in a special pouch." He gives the device a strange look, until he notices that little flash of yellow behind it- the insect was back, and it hadn't gone unnoticed by the Saiyan that the bug in front of him now matched the picture of the bug on the Pokédex. "So, you're a little freeloader are you? And what's your interest in me then? I'm no Pokémon, whatever those are."

He's not expecting the thing to understand what he's saying, of course, as he watches it approach him. He's got half a mind just to step on it and be done with it, but a small part of him is interested to know what exactly a Pokémon is. Joltik takes advantage of this, zipping up his pant leg, up his back and lands safely into his hair before he's got the chance to change his mind, happily poking out the front to get a nice view. An angry glare gets shot up at it and Vegeta sighs; looks like he's stuck with this thing no matter what he does.

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